I love ebay.
I used to own this as a kid but it disappeared at some point. We recently found this on ebay and had to buy it for the office.
You’re an instruction pointer. Your board is a flowchart of sorts. First person to have the highest value in their register and reach the end wins.
Hell yes.
ChipLog 
You really should also checkout RoboRally: http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=ah/prod/roborally
No way! That is so cool!!! =:)
Fabulous.
This is real, right? Not an outstanding response to a Something Awful photoshopping contest?
– Chris
Oh it’s real 🙂 I had it as a kid. It’s pretty rare now, sadly. It’s hard to find any info about it online, but there is some.