Ah, the ant. They may be tiny, but they’re certainly productive! These small little creatures traverse long distances in order to seek out food for their colony. Working together, they’re able to pin-point where food is and set to work efficiently breaking it down and carrying it back home. What a sight to see. We could all learn a thing or two from them.
But now they’re in my vacuum cleaner.
Some may think living on an ant hill is a wise choice, and though it’s certainly more fun than living in a black widow-infested cave, the vanity eventually wears off.
Tip, ladies and gentlemen. Vacuum cleaners and Windex are not considered friends to the ants, as this colony is now figuring out.
I think I’ll take another shower. It feels like they’re all over me.